Now You Can Bathe in Disney Culture 24/7

It's probably a sign that the much awaited apocalypse is finally near. (No, I'm not a fan of The Mouse, et al. Could you tell?)

But if you are, count $74.99 out your penny jar and you can join the club and live and breathe Disney to the ultimate.

Your membership gets you, among other goodies, a quarterly ad-free magazine, Disney twenty-three, which is described as "a hybrid entertainment and lifestyle magazine." Yikes! The plague is spreading.

My advice: see if one of Amazon's used book partners has a copy of Carl Hiaasen's screed-as-book, Team Rat. 'Nuf said.

Here's the story in this morning's MediaDailyNews.